no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Farmville is her only friend.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Also, beer. Big fan.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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