I don't think brook has ever known best
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Randomize
