dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
