i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
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