Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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