I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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