He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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