drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
did you just send me my own nude
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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