Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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