all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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