Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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