Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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