I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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