Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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