Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Randomize
