So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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