My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
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