Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
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