No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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