I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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