Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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