Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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