Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
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