why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
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