he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
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He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
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