all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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