Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
i out mim tonsoeep
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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