this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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