ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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