I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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