Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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