just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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