How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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