Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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