The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
He literally asked permission to hit on me
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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