Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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