i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Randomize