is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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