I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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