im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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