I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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