Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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