I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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