Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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