Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
jump out the window naked night went bad
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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