Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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