I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
He better not be in your backpack
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
You had me at "let me see your balls"
COCAINE IS GR8
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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