she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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