I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
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