I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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