1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
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