cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
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