it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
After tacos, we're chasing women.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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