it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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