I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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