why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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